We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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