Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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