ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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