I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
