Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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