We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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