That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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