ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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