I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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