Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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