She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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