Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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