how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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