if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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