i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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