I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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