I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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