Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you had me at cake vodka
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
tell me about the fingering
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