I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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