And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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