there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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