he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I looked at my own cervix.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My vagina is very pro this idea
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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