we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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