is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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