so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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