my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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