Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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