i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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