Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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