I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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