You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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