Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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