He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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