PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
MIDGETS
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You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
