Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
how does that bad decision feel?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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