I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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