The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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