Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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