Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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