Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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