I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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