I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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