i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
