I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
sex on a bike is impossible
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