Only a mothe r could love this liver
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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