Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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