she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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