Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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