yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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