in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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