what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
