11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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