You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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