That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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