so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
