it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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