Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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