Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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